18.Aug.14 1 month ago
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Some of you are graduating summa cum laude. Some of you are graduating magna cum laude. And some of you are graduating thank you laude.

PRESIDENT OBAMA, giving the commencement speech at Morehouse College (via CBS News)

Obama my man

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17.Aug.14 1 month ago

thegenuflector:

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are a pretty great couple.

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17.Aug.14 1 month ago

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

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17.Aug.14 1 month ago
  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
17.Aug.14 1 month ago

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

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17.Aug.14 1 month ago

flappypussyz:

when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”

image

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17.Aug.14 1 month ago

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

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17.Aug.14 1 month ago

framesjanco:

(x) can you imagine what would have happened to those women if they had tried to stand up for themselves?

and men seriously fucking ask in 2014 why women are not complimented when guys holler at us in the streets

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17.Aug.14 1 month ago